This morning I had to spend nearly two hours in hell… err… the Social Security Administration office. Oh dear goddess. Here are three simple rules to follow for those who haven’t a clue:

1. Deodorant. You are sitting in a relatively tight space with 50 strangers. Be kind and slather your stinky pits with a bit of Right Guard before leaving the house. I realize that a shower would be too much to ask for, but could you at least do this one thing?

2. Mouthwash. It’s apparent to me that oral hygiene isn’t your highest priority. At least gargle with something before turning around and breathing into my face.

3. Small talk. I’m in hell here people, I don’t want to talk to you if you haven’t observed rules 1 and 2.

GAWD!

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