They really should show this before every movie!
Christopher has posted the absolute best pre-movie video ever made!
Pet peeve number 762: assholes who bring babies to movies. The fuck? What on earth makes you think a loud movie theater is a good place for a nine month old screaming poop factory? Get a babysitter or stay home you selfish fucks!
I took Cricket to see Shrek the Third recently and got mighty whizzed off at the people behind us. They had the grace to STFU after I turned around and gave them the hairy eyeball, but they wouldn’t take their squalling brat out of the theater. Uh, just because mommy took the baby up two rows doesn’t mean I can’t still hear it screaming. I can. And when it’s not screaming, I can hear mommy whispering “shhh, it’s okay baby,” over and over again. It is NOT okay! GO HOME! GDI!
*ahem* Sorry bout that.
When mine were in diapers, they didn’t go to the movie theater period, plain and simple. I didn’t take them to the theater until they had the ability to sit down and shut up for two hours. And if they couldn’t or wouldn’t comply? We left. Cuz, yanno, the other people paid for that show too.
While I may be a serious bitch, I am -not- a selfish asshole.
Edited to change “theatre” to “theater” as it dawned on me that an archaic spelling might be taken as a sign of illiteracy *smirk*