Wanted: Bacon Vending Machine

Would someone be so kind as to get one of those to my office? Today, maybe?

I’ve been craving bacon for days now (not a -single- quip from the peanut gallery about law enforcement, not -one-) and have put in a request for a bacon vending machine at work. I figure they’ll just laugh at me again, like they did the last three times I asked.

If this trend continues, I’m going to have to break down and actually cook it my damn self. Which, if you know me, know is not one of my favorite things to do. It’s just so messy!

*dramatic sigh*

Whatever is a girl to do?

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