Conversation in my office
Me: You know, I really like (name withheld), he’s always so nice.
Officemate 1: Oh, you mean the guy who has a crush on you?
Me: He does not!
Officemate 1: Who else sends emails at work that say “I really like talking to you?”
Officemate 2: Oh, he’s crushing.
Me: *indignant* He was just saying I was nice.
Officemate 1: He likes you.
Officemate 2: He does.
Me: What do you guys know?
Officemates in unison: We’re guys! We know.
Me: *walking out the door* Whatever!
Officemate 2: Bowchicabowwow!
Yep, this is how I spend my days!