Uproarious humor at the doctor’s office today:

I am to cut the following out of my diet: caffeine, peppermint, fatty foods, and alcohol.

*ahem*

I am not a nice person without my morning coffee. Anyone who has ever spent more than a few minutes with me in the morning knows this. Do not get between me and the coffee pot, I can and will bite.

Peppermint? Are you kidding me? Taking away my Altoids? Noooooooooo… That’s an afternoon ritual before getting on the road to go home. A handful of Altoids to nibble on.

Fatty foods, eh, this isn’t a big deal. K, wait, does that include nuts? Oh hell no. French fries I can live without. Peanuts? Pistachios? No no no.

Alcohol? Hang on, I have an answer for that. *middle finger*

This here aging thing and I are not getting off to a good start.

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