Overheard in my office…
In a meeting yesterday, one of the officemates had a small box of Nerds candy he was sharing.
Him: “Want some Nerds?”
Me: “Uh…”
Him: “What?”
Me: “Little cannibalistic, isn’t it?”
He responded with great glee and many crunching noises. If I were a nerd, I’d be askeered.