Defining Heaven
function defineHeaven($IceCream = ‘ ‘ , $Flavor = ‘ ‘ ) {
if (ereg(”vanilla”,$IceCream) && ($Flavor == “Guinness”)) {
return = “zomg! Guinness Ice Cream! Hot damn I love my job today!”;
}
else {
return = “Just another boring day at work…”;
}
}
echo defineHeaven(”plain_vanilla”,”Guinness”);