Friday Morning Reading
From the Why Do I Read This Shit Files:
My morning perusal of various blogs and forums brought me this lovely bit of joy that I simply had to share with you:
I just wanted to add something about the women’s movement and my experiences. I graduated from high school in 1992 and I remember the year that I graduated all the girls in my class were totally obsessed with going to college and had no interest in the boys. I don’t think anyone in my class dated to be honest. My class was a bunch of mostly loserish guys and psycho obsessive girls bent on proving they were the same as men(which I don’t believe they are).
Clearly, because -he- couldn’t get a date, no one was dating.
Satan has totally tricked men and women into thinking they don’t need each other. Men with pornography and women with women’s lib. I have to actually applaud Satan at how smart he is. He has totally destroyed the male population and put women in charge. That would be ok if women really were exactly the same as men but that is a lie too.
Hey Dad? While you are out destroying the souls of men with your evil, evil pornography, do you think that maybe you could put me in charge of something cool? This guy says you are putting women in charge. Why am I always left out?! Why have you forsaken me?!
*ahem*
Moving on.
The world now is a complete perversion from God’s plan for us. The only reason the US is still a superpower is because of the people aged 50-75 who are keeping the country afloat because they are either Christians or were raised in a Christian culture. I think after these people retire or die the US is going to fall because the young people only care about themselves. Women can just support themselves and don’t need to support a husband or have children and men can just watch pornography and play World of Warcraft all day.
If women are supporting themselves, and men do nothing but play video games and watch porn all day, who is supporting the menz? Is that seriously what you guys do all day?
Pfft. Dad probably gave you guys my allowance, which explains why I have to work so many damn hours. Thanks a lot.
I guess what I am trying to say is that God had a plan for men and women and if you don’t follow the plan the system falls apart and chaos ensues. The plan as I understand it is for the man to be the leader and the woman to support them. The man then goes out and does amazing things because he has the support and love of his wife. Without women to support men, there won’t be any amazing things anymore and the world will slide into mediocrity which is is what I think about the world we live in today.
Shorter: I need someone to stroke my ego and tell me how fantastic I am, or else I fall apart.
Seriously? The system fails if women don’t do what? WTF? IBTP.
Everything is mediocre now and nothing new or innovative is happening anymore. The fact that I am a complete failure is a good sign that the rapture is imminent because it shows that the United States is going to collapse soon when talented males can’t complete college and get Phd’s because they can’t find the motivation to do it because there are no women who will support them because all the women are getting Ph’ds themselves afterwhich they will probably not make any major scientific discoveries. It is this mechanism which is destroying America.
That -he- is a complete failure means the world is about to end? I can’t even begin to comprehend the level of stupid that was required to make that statement.
He is a failure, men in general are failures, because women are seeking higher education?
I have never met a man who became great on his own. In fact, I have never met a man who completed college without a woman’s help. All the great men that I know of had women helping them. On the other hand there are guys who divorce their wives when they get old and find someone younger. That is very damaging.
Hey, wait, maybe he’s not so stupid after all. /snark
The Rapture Ready boards are overflowing with Teh Stupid. If you can stomach it, go read a few posts. If nothing else, it’ll provide you with some interesting morning entertainment!