I tried to fire Tuesday. Wanted that bitch escorted off the premises without so much as a “best of luck in the future” and time to collect its things. Apparently, Tuesday had enough support in HR that it was allowed to return, with a warning and some serious training.

Wednesday, having spent far too much time emulating Tuesday, is on the verge of being fired. Being an amicable type soul, I’ve informed Wednesday that it does have an opportunity to stay employed. However, it must meet certain criteria. If not, it’s OUT.

Thursday has already been warned that I’m on a warpath and one more unscheduled server outage will have it standing in the unemployment line next to Monday.

How’s your week? Fired it yet? Wander over to Is Today Fired? and voice your opinion.

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