Uh, srsly?
Random horoscope for Virgo today:
You have the rather sophisticated ability to accept people as they are. Find the soft place in your heart that can embrace someone who is wired differently (oh, so differently) from the way you are.
Find the soft place in my heart? Clearly the writer of this bit has never met me. My whole heart is one big mushy soft place. ‘Cept when it’s not. Either way, some days this stuff amuses me to no end.
