Dear Daddy,

I know you can’t kill them personally, but can we please arrange for all the people who are bothering me to die painful deaths anyway? And let them live in your realm forever and ever? Wherein I might stop by on occasion and laugh at them and try out my delicate hand at torture?

They are so totally getting in the way of my shoe shopping.

kthxbai!

xoxo

~Sabre

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