All right ladies, this one is for you.

Ever go out with that guy, you know the one, he is sure to tell you that he’s a “Nice Guy” and nothing at all like all the other guys you’ve dated? Only to find out later, that no, really, he’s pretty much an asshole?

Wouldn’t it be handy if you had a comparison chart, with all the telltale signs and red flags of the “Nice Guy”, the Douchebag, and the Asshole? A way, perhaps, to cross reference each category and find out where your guy falls on the scale?

Well, here we were, Cathy and I, chatting in AIM, laughing over some of the most notable signs and flags, and it came to me that this chart is almost desperately needed by today’s dating woman. Sure, you can go online and look at the top ten signs of a douchebag, or the definition of a Nice Guy, and certainly you know an asshole when you see one.

But wouldn’t it be nice if we put that together into one handy and easy to use chart? Sure it would.

So ladies, tell me, how do -you- define one of these creatures? What are your little red flags? I’m going to spend a little time compiling and making a chart for cross comparison. If for nothing else than to give us something to giggle over for hours on end.

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