Party time!

I went to bed Friday night feeling a bit of anticipation for the DC 101 Chili Cook-Off on Saturday. Slated for the day was good food, lousy beer, good friends, and good music. I opted out of my usual Friday carousing, and instead stayed in, had a beer or two, cleaned the house, and went to the store to get breakfast for the crew Saturday morning.

Last year’s Cook-Off was a clusterfuck of lines, lines, and more lines. Two hours standing in line just to get in. Another hour lost standing in line to get beer tickets. More time lost standing in the beer line. Absolute insanity. This year promised to be different, with fewer lines and more room to wander around. Remembering last year’s hassle with parking, I suggested we take the Metro in.

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As I begin contemplating dating again, I’m arming myself with a small, but growing, list of things that are said on dating profiles - and what they really mean.  Based solely upon my own experience, natch.

So let’s take a look at Sabre’s List O’ Profile Warnings, shall we?

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Update coming, been busy as hell. Promise Meantime… here’s something for you to enjoy:

Was out knocking on doors today… can you guess for what campaign?

As I’m sure you are aware, I’m not a fan of the Republicans. Not by a long shot. So this clip from CurrentTV made me giggle my ass off.

Damn I love Rage Against the Machine!

From xkcd:

Looks like Obama has settled on a running mate, but he’s not announcing it yet! I have to wait till Caturday!

*kicks dirt*

I hate a tease!

Maybe it’s Paris!

see Obama pictures

Hai leedle blog! I has forgottd u again. I r sowwy, I been busies!

Here, has a kitteh! I brb, k?

more animals

Dear Daddy,

I know you can’t kill them personally, but can we please arrange for all the people who are bothering me to die painful deaths anyway? And let them live in your realm forever and ever? Wherein I might stop by on occasion and laugh at them and try out my delicate hand at torture?

They are so totally getting in the way of my shoe shopping.

kthxbai!

xoxo

~Sabre

Me: Dude, I -totally- nailed Bon Jovi!
Friend: What?! That’s just wrong.
Me: Look at that score!
Friend: Damn, you nailed Bon Jovi.
Me: *strut*

Apparently I nailed Dave Grohl too. *pfft* Wevs.