Awesome!

Damn he was funny.

Teh bestest muvee evah:

Posted with no comment… ‘cept *bwahahahahahahahaha* that’s funny!

If you have to think about it, yeah, you are.

function defineHeaven($IceCream = ‘ ‘ , $Flavor = ‘ ‘ ) {
if (ereg(”vanilla”,$IceCream) && ($Flavor == “Guinness”)) {
return = “zomg! Guinness Ice Cream! Hot damn I love my job today!”;
}
else {
return = “Just another boring day at work…”;
}
}

echo defineHeaven(”plain_vanilla”,”Guinness”);

In a meeting yesterday, one of the officemates had a small box of Nerds candy he was sharing.

Him: “Want some Nerds?”

Me: “Uh…”

Him: “What?”

Me: “Little cannibalistic, isn’t it?”

He responded with great glee and many crunching noises. If I were a nerd, I’d be askeered.