Rubbing and Smoking

Ed: I think we’re gonna need rolls because pulled pork.
Me: Aight baby, got it.
Ed: But my rolls aren’t that great.
Me: *stare*
Ed: No, they aren’t.
Me: Baby, I can make those, remember?
Ed: I mean they just aren’t that good.
Me: *stare*
Me: I got this. Remember the last ones? Hello? I made them?
Ed: Oh. OH. RIGHT.
Me: I got the baking and the sauces and the marinade. You got the rubbing and smoking of the meats.

*beat*

*beat*

Ed: Oh… my…
Me: Yeah…
Ed & Me: *falling out laughing*

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